Crystal AD POSTED: 8/18/08
Divorced White Female, age 44, 5'5", 155 lbs., 38-29-36, long black hair, hazel eyes, born in Texas.
Work Background: professional dominatrix
Education: business major in Texas college
Interests: drum and bass music, raves, D.J.'s, gothic art, paranormal, antiques
Qualities: honesty, funny, ambitious, eccentric, intellectual, bisexual
Ambitions: to own a bed and breakfast dungeon
Turn-on: D.J.'s, b-boys, shaved heads, camo and oddness
Favorite Joke: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth, till heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgery. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may agitate his condition from worry about his testicles, she over comes her shyness and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles and says very slowly, "Thank you very much, that was wonderful, but listen very, very closely... ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"
Seeking: someone fun and interesting to get to know.
In her own words: "I am a couple streets past normal ave., and I adore being different. Don't let my profession influence you. It's what I do for a living and I'm rarely convinced to bring those techniques into my personal life. Toys, yes. Techniques, no.
I am a confident, attractive woman with a good sense of humor and I'm looking for the same in a man or woman. This picture is a couple of years old, but I have others if you are truly interested.
I love drum and bass music and have been involved in the rave scene for many years. I have a weakness for D.J.'s, b-boys and black men. I collect fetish art and love to read, Clive Barker, Zecharia Sitchin and Mahatma Gandhi, being among my favorite authors. I will reply to all but in all honesty I'm really looking for those between the ages of 25 and 37 that are in Texas or Arizona. I have hired a parole attorney and hope to be out in the next year, but until then I'd like to meet some fun, interesting people." Her release date: 3-6-19
Write directly to Crystal at:
Crystal Alexander 1448009
742 F.M. 712
Marlin, TX 76661 U.S.A. Code #: TX-C-M981